Monday, September 30, 2019

Preptober (Part 1)






Hello, dear reader!


The leaves are changing, pumpkins are being sold, harvest time is approaching, the days are growing shorter, and the wind is growing cold (unless summer is being defiant and refusing to leave, as is my case).
It's fall! Beautiful, wonderful, long-due fall!
And that means October is coming. And that means November is coming. And that, dear reader, means NaNoWriMo is coming!

Last Saturday, I released a playful list of "helpful" things for Preptober. But now, with October just a day away, I'm sharing my real list. Well, part of it anyways. The other half will come out later.
So, let's get started!

(For those of you who don't know, NaNoWriMo is short for National Novel Writing Month, and the challenge is to write 50k words (a novel's worth) in the thirty days of November. It's fun, stressful, terrifying, and rewarding. I highly recommend you try it sometime.)



#1. Clean the House


I know, it's cliche and over used, but it really is a good idea to get the whole house clean.
Whether you're a teen writer or a adult writer, a clean environment will help keep your head clear.
And if you deep clean the whole house now, you'll have much less to worry about and do during November.
So save your future self some time, stress, and energy that could be put towards writing, and get everything done now.


#2. Change out Everything


Batteries in the smoke detector, your desk light, light bulbs, batteries in your flashlight (so you can make a midnight tea/coffee run to the kitchen without disturbing the night), your clock batteries, everything.
Get these things done now, because (again) you don't want to interrupt the flow of writing to go but light bulbs when yours starts flickering like mad.


#3. Stock up now


Buy your tea (or coffee), spare pens, notebooks, flash cards, etc, now. Getting these early prevents the rush later and the risk of forgetting something.

Here are some items you might consider buying to aid you this November:

  • A electric kettle

    For my fellow tea-drinkers, this is a worthy substitute to a classic kettle. All you do is keep it plugged in and full of water. It's like a coffee pot, but it's all one piece and doesn't need filters.
    These are generally small, can be kept at your writing station, and are far quieter then a kettle (or worse, the BRRRRRR and BEEPBEEPBEEEEEP of the microwave).

  • Instant coffee

    Nasty though it is, instant coffee is fast, quiet, caffeinated, and goes a long way.
    If you have a electric kettle, you could keep that and the instant coffee by your writing station and have a cup without the hassle of making a pot at a time.

  •  A space heater + fan


    Depending on where you live, you may want either a small heater or fan (or even both).
    Writing with a blanket around your shoulders is hard. It gets in the way of typing and makes you more likely to get sleepy (if you're writing at night).
    And if you're writing in hot temperatures, it really is torturous to sit there trying to come up with words.

  • Head phones

    No, not earbuds, actual headphones. They block out more sound, and if you listen to a ambiance it's far more effective to get you "in the zone".

  • Fingerless gloves

    These are meant for when your hands get stiff and cold while writing. Make sure they're tight, and comfortable, before settling on any pair for your writing purposes.
    For mine, I just cut the fingers off a pair that fitted my hand weirdly. Cutting the fingers off actually helped them fit better, and so they're the perfect pair for writing.


#4. Get your writing space ready


Set up your candles, stack papers, organize your notes, have pens on hand, and all that stuff.
But also, if you don't have them already, get around three items that inspire you. I have a oil lamp, a pocket watch, and two small (very common and very cheap) amethysts that are dyed green and purple.
It wouldn't be a bad idea to make the item you chose be something relating to your story. For instance, if your character uses knives a lot, having a knife displayed where you can easily see it might help you think of them.
Or, you can just go into a cheap store and find something you like and use it as a prompt. Whatever sails your ship. The point of this is to have something to stare at while you space out and work through your story.



Thank you for reading! Part two to this post will be more writing related, about plotting and planning and prepping. But I really do believe that the first step in preparing for NaNo is making it so you won't have any of the above things to worry about while also brain storming and prepping.

I hope you enjoyed this post! If you have anything to add to this, I'd love to hear from you.


     Yours,


                   ~ Edna 


Saturday, September 28, 2019

Preparing For NaNoWriMo: A Parody







NaNo is coming swiftly, and with it, comes all kinds of stress and excitement.
Below is a list to help you make your way through these remaining days before the true chaos is born.


Octoer 1st:

Be completely relaxed. No need to worry or panic at all, the month has only just begun. You've got plenty of time. Not sure what story you're going to write? Eh, don't even try to figure it out. It'll come when it's ready.
Besides, you probably won't even be able to think of anything because you have so much time, you want to do something else.
Go do that something else!


October 3rd:

Oh man, you missed a day! Oh well, better late then never amIright?
So to start off, go buy a bunch of junk food. Just a ton. All the junk food. Don't worry about spending money on so called "important" things like binders, notebooks, pens, etc.
Also, make sure whatever you get is at least 50g of sugar per serving, and then neglect the serving size entirely (I mean, we all do that already).
You want as much sugar as possible so you can get a sugar high and write as swiftly as the wind.

(Don't worry about sugar crash, I hear those are just myths.)


October 7th:

Plan on no sleep. None. At all. Sleep is for the week. Are you even doing NaNo right if you get +4 hours of sleep? No, no you are not. Coffee and energy drinks are your friends. Stock up on those.
You know what? Might as well stop sleeping now, so that you're adjusted to the schedule when November hits.


October 18th:

Still haven't come up with a story? That's okay! Because guess what! It's only the 18th, you'll be just fine. 


October 29th:

Now you should clear your writing desk off. No slackers here! We're gonna be prepared for NaNo!


October 31st:

Still no story idea? Oh well, pressure generally gets ideas flowing pretty quickly. You'll surely find something for NaNo before tomorrow!


October 31st (11:59 pm)

Now you're a minute away from the most important day, the day all your hard work amounts to something, the day you begin, the day you play to win. All your training has led to this moment. Get ready! Now is the time you write the fastest, best, most fluent story you've ever written!


November 1st (12:00 am):

Just kidding. Now is the time you panic. :)



Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed this post of me poking fun at all the procrastination that goes into preparing for NaNo.
On Monday, I'll be posting the real Preparing For NaNoWriMo post. If you couldn't tell, this one was purely a joke.

From now until December, the majority of my posts will be NaNo related, seeing as that'll be where most of my time is going.

I hope you have a excellent weekend (or what's left of it)!


                   ~ Edna


Wednesday, September 11, 2019

My Dramatic Return



Greetings once again, dear readers!


I have returned from my brief hiatus. Proper repairs were made, and now I not only have the ability to post, but I have a small pile of posts (some finished, some not) that I worked on throughout the time I was away.
It is my hope that I will now be able to maintain a regular posting schedule, but as of yet I am not sure. Please be patient in the mean time while I try to get everything sorted again. I also have yet to make banners for most of the posts, so that will take some time as well.


Upcoming post peaks:


~When Should You Share Your story?~

A post on when the appropriate time for sharing your story, novel, or general writing, based on goals, editing, and development.


~What I've Learned from Writing~


The various things I've learned from the random research writing leads me to.


~The Obligation of a Writer~


Writers all have a shared obligation, all artists do, really. This post speaks of the details.


~Where Your Focus Should Be~

Where the busy part of a writer's mind should be focused on; what's the most important thing?


~My Pet Peeves (Reading)~
We've all got those little things that annoy us to no end. This is a list of my reading-related peeves.


~My TBR~
I've done me TBaR list, but this is my actual TBR. Books I really own, and have been meaning to read for far too long.


~The Extras~
Have a handful of random plots, characters, creatures, and places? Things that just don't fit anywhere? Here's some ideas of how to sort them!


~My Favorite Blogs~

Blogs that I read and recommend.



I hope to see you soon!

        Yours,


                             ~ E.P.


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