Farewell, Bleeding Ink

 

Hello dear reader,

I have some news I need to share. But instead of giving it to you directly, allow me to go on a ramble (which will utterly waste your time) for my own narcissistic sanity:

I have stayed on a less-liked platform such as this for quite some time as I very much so liked the design, energy, and lack of disruptive advertisements (which would entierly kill my aesthetic) that comes with it. 
However, I can no longer stay in this cozy corner in which I write my letters to you, for it has been altered one too many times (these being behind-the-scene things that you as the reader would not notice) and now the cozy fire by which I write has been doused, the comfortable armchair has been swapped for a rickety mildewed rocker, and the stamps were all lost after they were seemingly deliberately thrown into the fire (which was not yet doused) and utterly destroyed by my hosts, who have refused to find any other form of delivering my letters to you. 

That is to say, you will no longer receive notifications for my new posts. 

As a writer attempting to grow my audience, possibly gain a street team, and in general prepare to be a published author, this is unacceptable.  
Add to that the countless confusing updates which blogger constantly throws out, and it's quite clear that it is time for Bleeding Ink to move to a new location. 

I've had issues getting the new site up and running, but it is now ready for your lovely eyes to behold. It also has a new name! "Bleeding Ink & Breathing Worlds" is what we're going by now, but I still refer to it as "Bleeding Ink" as that's the root of it. 
I do like the "Breathing Worlds" bit quite a good deal. I think it shows character growth and makes the name seem less melodramatic. It also fits the new site quite well, and the new site fits me much better than this one has. While I loved the design of this site originally, I've come to realize that it poorly represents my personality and style. The new site, however, represents these things fairly well.

In any case, if you still care to follow my adventures through writing and reading, supporting independent and new authors, and my path to publication, please head on over to our new location, and tell me what you think about it. 

New Site: Bleeding Ink and Breathing Worlds

And that is all for now. Farewell, Bleeding Ink. You've been a good place to write at. I will miss our lovely ink-stained chats, but it's time to go. Please direct all new readers and writers alike to BIBW, if you can find it in your lonesome heart to do so even after I've gone. 

Rest easy, my purple, gold and tea-stained friend. You will be missed. 

Sincerely, 

- Edna Pellen

Calligraphy Guild | Book Review

Hello, my inky friends!

Today I have for you a book review for what is probably my favorite book of the year: Calligraphy Guild!

I am so so so SO excited to finally be reviewing this. I have had the immense pleasure of being a critique partner on this book. I have gotten to see this book from the very first draft all the way to an advanced reader copy, and just about everything in-between. 

Because of this, some may think that this review will be biased. And well, yes, it probably will be. I think very few reviews really are unbiased, whether the reviewer is a friend of the author's and has been part of the book's process or not. 

However I would like to assure you that this is still going to be an honest review. I honestly love this book so much. Trying to think of cons for this review hasn't really worked because every time I thought of one, it was really just a matter of preference.

So yes, this is going to be a gush for the most part. But an honest gush.

On with the review:

This book is an experience

Calligraphy Guild is a fantasy unlike any I have read before.

The best way I can sum up this whole book would be with the words rich and real. This book is rich with good themes, rich with relationships, rich with community, rich with atmosphere, rich with creativity, rich with humanity, rich with simplicity. 

And it's so real. It is filled with these little paragraphs, these one-liners, these thoughts and interactions between characters that bring the book alive and make every aspect of it relatable in some way. Really this book feels like life. Which is quite impressive for a book about dragons and magic ink and time-changing. 

It feels somehow wrong to give a break down of this book, but I'll try to anyways:

Pacing

While being a slow-burn novel, Calligraphy Guild is not slow-paced. I'd say that this moved at a fair pace, not sprinting but also not doddling. It's more like a pleasant stroll.

Something is always happening at any time, often something small but engaging, which helps in both keeping the book interesting and letting the reader feel productive in their reading, and grounding the story in reality. 

I would say that the pacing is exactly what is appropriate for this story.

Plot

While this book has an interesting plot with genuine stakes and weight, the characters are so close to it that they very naturally lead the story. By no means is the plot forgotten or brushed to the side, as it often seems to be in character-led books, it's just that the characters are our focal point for it. Which, I believe, works very well for this story and causes it to seem that much more believable. Come to think of it, it may be best to say that the characters are the plot.

Characters

It seems fitting for this to come up after "plot," given the characters are such a crucial part to the story.

While Duyên is, undoubtedly, the main character, the others still carry so much depth, perspective, and uniqueness - and they're all so closely tied to the plot - that the book really would not be the same without them. 

I can't say that I loved all the characters, but I can say that I believed them all, and that while there were some perspectives I didn't enjoy as much as others I wouldn't want it without them, either.

Worldbuilding

You cannot, cannot, read a novel by R.M. Archer and not say something about the world building in a review. It is impossible. I say, as if this is not Archer's first published novel. 

The worldbuilding in this book is solid. It perfectly blends in with the more normal/realistic aspects of the setting, and I think that helps make it so convincing - it manages to be both familiar, and very unique. It also kept me curious about different aspects of it without distracting from the matter at hand. 

Themes

The themes in this book are incredible. I don't say that because they're especially unique or original or even complicated, but because they are so real. They're so personal and endearing and I think that anyone who reads this will find something that speaks to them.

Here's just some of the themes:

- Community

Very strong community themes. Community with the guild as well as the village and individual families and friends. I just love how much the community came together throughout this book. Especially because, thanks to the execution, it almost felt like I already knew everyone as well-acquainted neighbors.

- Relationships

Of every kind. There's so many different dynamics, it would take forever to go over each one even in summary. But every day relationships - which aren't always perfect or good, but often can be - is very much so present in here.

- Romanticized living

Is this really a "theme?" I don't know. But the whole book puts real life through such a beautiful lens. Though this book is based off of a different time and culture than my own, and takes place in an entierly different world, it showed me so much beauty about the simple things in real life. Even in the unpleasant things, like humidity (never would have anything could make me feel even mildly positively towards humidity). 

I've highlighted so many lines and paragraphs in my copy just so I can pick it up and reread some of these beautiful moments - though honestly, I wouldn't even need that. You can seriously just open the book at a random place and you'll probably find some sweet, funny, or beautiful line or scene. 

But what I find really wonderful about this theme Is that the prose is not flowery. I'm all for poetic lines and whatnot, but this book manages to convey all of that wonderfulness just be showing life. It's really very impressive, I think. And that same thing - it just being life - stretches into every aspect of this book. I think that's what makes Calligraphy Guild so amazing.

- DRAGONS 

But not just dragons! Wyverns, too! And drakes! And other things that I don't know how to spell! Basically lots of really cool and cute and awesome little lizard fellows! They are literally all over the place and they make me so happy. Especially Emiko.

They're kind of reminiscent of the dragons in Dragons' Bane by Melody Jackson, but with a bit of a different spin. 

- Religion, handled in a unique way

The majority of characters in Calligraphy Guild, including Duyên, believe in a polytheistic religion and often refer to their gods in realistic ways due to their culture. Then there are two characters who believe in a different religion, one representing Christianity. 

(If you're not a Christian and thus aren't concerned with how Christianity is or isn't represented, feel free to pass by this section. I'm mostly writing this for Christians who may have that concern. I'm sure you'll enjoy this book regardless of what your religious beliefs are.)

I didn't really feel the need to touch on this because it wasn't one of the things that especially stood out to me. However, I saw one reviewer saying that she liked that there were Christian aspects, but she would have preferred it if all the characters who believed in other gods has an arch that resulted in them turning to that world's equivalent of Christianity. 

However, I think that the way Archer presented these religions, and the brief discussions that were had in various ways, were handled very appropriately and realistically. The book isn't about conversion and I don't see how that would be included without totally changing the focus of the plot. And if the author were to attempt balancing two main plots like that, I imagine it would quickly turn the book into one of those "all moral no story" books that really don't do any good for anyone. 

Rather, this book handles the matter of religion in a very natural, believable, and good way. This book plants seeds, it doesn't harvest crops.  And I would say that this book does an even better job as-is than if it were to have a purely religious plot, because this portrays Christianity in a far more real way. We get to see a Christian who is in a world that is opposite her beliefs - there's only one person in her whole community who is like-minded in this area - and that is a important thing to portray. For it is a far more relatable and realistic situation than converting an entire guild of people. 

But that whole matter is its own discussion.

Suffice to say, religion is a theme, and I believe it was handled well. 

Conclusion

This book is undoubtedly 5 stars. I highly recommend it to any fantasy reader who maybe needs to slow down for a bit, to have a book that helps them relax. It could also be quite good if you're in a reading slump. It's also a perfect book to read in the summer time. Or just to read in general, really. I mean, I've read it probably four times and I'm good to go for a fifth, haha. 

I would say "if you like [book] you may like this" but I honestly can't think of any books to accurately compare this to. Maybe just give it a try, and see what you think of it.

Thank you so much for taking the time to read this, and if you have a few more minutes to spare, why not go order Calligraphy Guild? Or perhaps request it at your library? And if you've already read it, please do tell me what you think! I would love to discuss it with you.

Until next time!

- E.P.

Interview with R.M. Archer | Calligraphy Guild Blog Tour

 Hello my Inky friends!

(Want a fun game? Drink a shot of apple cider vinegar each time there's a plug in this post. Oh, and I'm not sponsored by any of these plugs, I just like plugging because plugging is fun. :] Plugplugplug)

Today is an indescribably exciting day! Do you know why? 

Hm? Because we have R.M. Archer - the fabulous Christ-based writer behind the blog Scribes & Archers (which is filled to the brim with fantastic posts on worldview in writing, tons of practical, useful, and engaging posts about world building, as well as publishing and writing advice in general) and author of not one but three published works including The Mirror-Hunter Chronicles which received four stars from the author Angela Watts and Lost Girl which received four stars from the author Grace Johnson - is gracing Bleeding Ink with her most unprecedented wonderfulness, as the title of this post suggests?

(HA. Ten plugs in one sentence+paragraph!)

Well yes, that is part of the reason. The other reason is that CALLIGRAPHY GUILD IS OUT TODAY.

AHHHHHHHH.

Do you have any clue how excited I am for this?

No. No you don't. Know why? Because my excitement is iMMEASURABLE. 

I have been waiting for this day for so. long. And it's HERE. 

Which means you can buy it. You can actually go and buy it. Like now. So how about you pause what you're doing and go buy it (if you want a paperback copy click here) and then to excite yourself for when it arrives you can read this interview, check out the rest of the blog tour (all of these previous posts will be listed at the bottom of the post) and also read all of the reviews!

Alright now before we get into the interview, here's the book's synopsis so you have some context!

Dragon ink gives calligraphers the power to set history in stone - or to change it.

Lai Duyên's dreams are realized when she's admitted into the ranks of the calligraphers -authors considered trustworthy enough to defend time from those who would change it. She's thrilled at the opportunity to record her country's history, and to work with the other calligraphers in her village.

But when Duyên's guild is set upon by ancient dragons demanding a time-changer be destroyed, her world is flipped upside down. Her guild mates turn on each other, suspicion coloring their every move. To make matters worse, she's begun hearing the dragons in her head and finds them impossible to block out: a condition that rendered her grandmother insane.

With the calligraphy guild in turmoil and Duyên's ever-present fear of madness clouding her vision, will the group be able to discover which of their guild mates has altered time before the dragons pass judgment on them all?

I also want to thank Archer for taking time out of her very author-y schedule to be in this interview as well as for letting me participate in the blog tour as well as for writing what is most likely my favorite book released this year.

NOW. ON WITH THE INTERVIEW.

Q: You've spoken on what inspired Calligraphy Guild, and between that and the end result it's got me - and I imagine plenty of writers - wondering what the early process of developing the story was like. Can you tell us about that?

A: As much as I can remember, lol. I started off with a dream about magic ink and a desire to write a story set amidst a physically-located community of writers. The magic ink got refined from its dream version (which I talked a bit more about with Erin), and I set the writing community in an Asian-inspired country that I developed as I went along. The characters were initially inspired by The Phoenix Fiction Writers, so I started there and built in new quirks and motivations and whatnot to shape them into their own unique characters. Part of my character-building process for this story was to write brief scenes from each character's POV, in a situation that would highlight their character, which was fun. But I actually only got through half of those, because I ended up too anxious to start writing the first draft. I ended up starting in August 2019 when I'd intended to wait until November. I just kept writing, and I ended up finishing the first draft about halfway through November.

Q: CG brings up quite a wide variety of fairly weighty topics (and delivers them in a digestible and thought-provoking way, I might add.) Did you have any motivators for including those things?

A: Some of them were inspired by specific things. Community, God's sovereignty, chronic illness, and family are all really important to me and they suited the characters and story, so they were no-brainers to include. Other things, like abuse and dementia, just came about due to the characters; they just seemed to fit, and I did my best to show what needed to be shown respectfully and hint at everything else. I don't like to shy away from weighty topics when they suit a story, so if something comes up as I'm writing I go with it and write it as best I can.

Q: Did CG bring you any big learning curves as a writer?

A: Not that I can immediately think of. But I have a poor memory and I've been amazed at how smoothly 95% of the process has gone, so the remaining 5% sometimes gets overlooked, lol. Setting up pre-orders was definitely a learning experience, though. I didn't realize just how complicated that would be.

Q: It's clear that you've got quite a love, and skill, where world building is concerned. Can you tell us a bit about the world that CG takes place in?

A: Yes! I've talked in a couple of other interviews about this, too, so there might be some repetition. But Calligraphy Guild takes place in my biggest and most complex fantasy world, Deseran. On a smaller scale, it takes place in the kingdom of Virilia, and on a smaller scale it takes place in the Lower Virilen village of Hairen. Deseran is my passion project; its cultures are all built around real-world cultures or topics that I find interesting, so it's always super fun to build. The highlights of Virilia are the emphasis on the arts, the jungle setting (lots of plants!), the community-centered culture, the dragons, and the magic ink (all of the magic arts, really, but I haven't developed all of them to the same degree yet). The education system was one of the most fun things to play with as I was reading Unschooled by Kerry MacDonald, because I realized in reading that book that the education system in Virilia was out-of-step with the rest of the culture I'd built, so I had the fun opportunity to reshape the education system to better match the themes I wanted to emphasize! Everything else was really fun, also, but the education system is the piece I'm probably most proud of.

Q: In the book's dedication, you include the phrase "Solio Deo Gloria." Can you tell us what that phrase means, and how it ties in with CG?

A: "Soli Deo Gloria" is Latin for "To God alone be the glory." As a Christian, I strive for all of my writing to reflect Christ and point to Him in some way, even if it's subtle. But I have to especially acknowledge God's influence on Calligraphy Guild because His hand has been over every step of the process. He smoothed over so much of the writing and editing process, blessing me with the insights I needed to draw out the themes and characters and make them stronger; He timed my meeting with other authors and readers perfectly when I needed help polishing the language and customs of Virilia or needed beta-readers or sensitivity readers; He has worked out every step of the process for the better, even in the difficult moments. I would be remiss not to acknowledge the Master Storyteller and His sovereign hand in bringing this book to completion.

Q: We often hear about what readers' takeaways when they finish a book, but are there any takeaways you have from your experience with CG as the author?

A: Ooh, good question. First of all, Calligraphy Guild has been a huge ongoing lesson in God's faithfulness. He's worked everything out in the perfect timing, which is extra cool when you consider the theme of sovereignty and purpose within the book. 

It's also been interesting to see which pieces of me, which things I'm passionate about, and which people I know end up represented in Calligraphy Guild. I'll catch little things I forgot I'd slipped in, or hadn't realized I'd slipped in; or traits in the characters where I can go, "Wait, that's something I would say about so-and-so." It's really fun reading it over again and seeing new things.

Q: Are there any takeaways you hope the reader will have?

A: I hope they'll be encouraged, and particularly that they'll be inspired to strengthen the communities around them. But I expect different readers will take away a lot of different things, and I'm excited to see how God uses Calligraphy Guild to affect different readers differently.

Q: The dragons in CG are portrayed uniquely from how they usually are in modern fantasy - both where personality, design, and even the context surrounding them is concerned. Were there any specific inspirations for these things?

A: The dragons are inspired by a few different portrayals I've seen, plus my own spin on things. Melody Jackson's Dragons' Bane series helped inspire the miniature dragons, for example; the Guardian dragons were inspired by more mainstream portrayals like Eragon. The thing about the mini dragons is that I wanted to somehow balance the fact that they're sentient with the fact that they're a lot like pets, so the mini dragons generally choose to spend their time around people and help them out, whether through advice or guarding a home or whatever the case may be. They're social creatures, so they enjoy hanging around people sort of like a pet would, but they do think for themselves and they would leave if they had reason to. (Some dragons would need less reason than others, lol.)

The Guardian dragons are pretty cool, too. This isn't something I initially planned, I guess, but it's cool how things work out when you have things subconsciously rattling around in your brain: Dragons are often portrayed as evil, which is actually a biblical concept. But as they're a large part of mythos, I think they can be subverted within storytelling (so long as we don't lose sight of the real Dragon and the fact that he is evil). One of my favorite ways to subvert evil creatures is to place them under subjection to the God-figure of the world they're in, and the Guardians are a peak example of this since they were instated to protect the timeline that Aomlan designed. They're in direct subjection to his will. This was all an element I realized after the whole thing was done, while I was working on promo content, and I just think it's really cool how that worked out.

Q: Can you give us some fun facts about the characters in CG?

A: Ryuu does some glass-blowing in his spare time (but shhh, don't tell him I told you). Duyên is named for a friend of mine whose middle name is Duyên. Sakura was inspired by my own younger sister (there's a paragraph in there about her fashion sense and... that was 100% based on my sister). Throughout the cast, I've included (or found) traits from at least half a dozen of my friends... and that doesn't count family members.

Q: CG is such a delightful story, rich with personality, uplifting themes, thought-provoking topics, vibrant characters, and so many other great things. So when I came to its end, I was a little sad to close the book and step back out of Hairen. 

That being said, what has it been like for you, as the author, to conclude this story?

A: Aw, thank you. The experience of finishing has been mixed, for me. On the one hand, I am sad to let go of these characters and I'm a little nervous to see what readers think of the book. On the other hand, it's been almost three years now (wow), so I'm mostly ready to set this aside for a while and I'm super excited to see the impact Calligraphy Guild has on readers!

Q: Do you have any intention of revisiting these characters and/or this world in future projects?

A: The world, absolutely. I have tons of ideas for Deseran as a whole, and a couple of ideas for Virilia specifically (including a Snow White retelling). As for the characters... we'll see. I have some ideas I could play around with. These characters' stories definitely extend beyond Calligraphy Guild. But that could be a ways down the road, so I don't want to get any hopes up.

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That concludes the interview! Thank you once again to R.M. Archer for stopping by and thank you, reader, for taking the time to read this! If you want to learn more about Archer and Calligraphy Guild, I strongly recommend you read these posts by other bloggers who participated in this release tour. Those will all be linked to at the bottom of this post. 

So what do you think, my friend? Has Calligraphy Guild caught your interest? Do you plan on buying it, or have you already preordered it? Do you have any thoughts or comments on it as a whole? I'd love to hear from you, so please do let me know in the comments below!  

Thank you again for reading this, and have a great day!

Other release tour participants and posts: 

Lavender Bleu – Author interview

Tasha Van Kesteren – Lai Duyên character interview

Kristina Hall – Book review

Laura Morgan – Book review

Issabelle Perry – Tanh Ryuu character interview

Kayla Green – Book review

Dawn Dagger – Book review

Erin Phillips – Author interview

Kristianne Hassman – Sairsha Kincaid character interview

Naomi Sowell – Book review

RaeMarie – Book review

Eden Anderson – Book spotlight

Miranda – Lôi Tora character interview

Libby Powell – Author interview

Bethani Theresa – Book review

Grace Johnson – Book review

R.M. Archer's own blog posts:

Underrated character relationships

Calligraphy Guild shout-outs

A Few of R.M. Archer's CG Instagram posts:

These are just some of her Making-Of post series (I would include all of them but there's quite a few. However if you read these and enjoy them, I do recommend search the others out). She also has a post series in which she gives little snippets of the book, so if you're curious about the story but you're not sold on it yet, please do go read those!

What Calligraphy Guild Is... And Is Not

To Relate & Reflect

Sovereignty & Purpose

Arranged & Ordered

Hope & Idealism

Community & Doing Life Together

The Impact of Art

Music With & In Calligraphy Guild

Note: I should have a book review for Calligraphy Guild coming out fairly soon. When I do, I'll edit this post to include the link.

P.S. That's 42 plugs total!

[Tag] All About You and Around the Blogasphere

 

Greetings.

I was tagged in the All About You and Around the Blogasphere tag by the most Marvelous Mattie May of The Blossoming Writer, the lovely authoress who wrote and published the delightful  debut historical fiction novel Everlasting Gold. 

I am greatly in debt to Mattie for this, because as you can see I haven't posted in ages and really needed to get something out soon. Thanks to this tag, I can at last do that! Well I "could have" done it without the tag, but if I'm being honest, I would not have.



P.S. I would like to inform any bloggers who should happen to read this post that I am not going to be doing any blog tags that aren't themed around writing or reading, with some occasional exceptions. So if you by chance see this and stash away my blog name for future tags so you needn't go hunting later (it's okay, I do it too), please keep this in mind. Thank you!

Onto the tag!

Rules 

-Answer the following questions

-Tag at least a couple other bloggers

-Have them answer these questions

Questions

What's your favorite book/book series and why?

Wellwellwell, if it isn't the question I'm never capable of answering...
Alright I'm going to cheat and divide this up into very specific categories so as many of my favorites can fit into this as possible (if the NY Times can do it, so can I).

My favorite standalone would be The Last Dragon by Silvana De Mari. 

    I have loved this book since the very beginning of Bleeding Ink, and some time before it. I would say that it's the first book that showed me what my taste in books is.
I had read books that I loved before it (many a historical fiction novel and The Hunger Games trilogy being the ones that come to mind), but while I loved those books none of them were me. But in The Last Dragon, I really found myself in the voice of the book, in the world, in the characters. All of these things in ways which I really would not have expected. 
It also was one of the very first fantasies that I read, and so it also introduced much of my very favorite genre to me.
So many kudos and cookies are due to the translator who brought Mari's wonderful story to english-speaking readers such as myself.


My favorite MG fantasy series is The Ranger's Apprentice by John Flanagan. 

These books are so much fun. They're just loose adventures with endearing characters and a healthy amount of emotional issues. Halt and Will's mentor-mentee relationship is one of my favorite things ever, the horses are precious, the world is easy and fun, and the action is pretty good too.
I love them so much and I am delighted that they exist (though I am only in the third book so far). 

 
My favorite YA fantasy trilogy is the Dragons' Bane trilogy by Melody Jackson.

    This trilogy catches a lot of flack and is generally disliked by many people who read it. But it will forever hold a very near and dear place in my heart. There's so much depth to it, so much intention. It's easy to miss when you read it the first time, or even if you just read it without the willingness to see things a bit differently from how you're naturally inclined to. 
But once you see it, and once you follow the breadcrumbs of all the hidden amazingness, it is so, so cool. Not to mention, the emotion and humor and characters are just wonderful.
I have so much respect for what Jackson did with this trilogy, for the careful execution of the story and for one character and their arch in particular. 

My favorite adult fantasy series is The Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson.

This series. It is phenomenal. 
 

My favorite YA sci-fi trilogy is The Fire Rain Chronicles by Miranda Marie.

    This trilogy was so. good. It's got a few things I really wasn't big on, but as a whole the characters, the overarching story, the prose - they were so solid. Marie did a great job on this trilogy and merged sci-fi, dystopia, and just a hint of fantasy together in such a delightful way.
This story is also very intense at times and I quite literally zoomed through all three books because of ye olden "I have to know what happens next" feelings in addition to the general fast-paced nature of it all.
Talking about this is making me feel that a re-read is due...

My favorite classic novel is  Great Expectations (I say, having not finished it even after five years)  or the Jane Eyre.

    But see this isn't even accurate because I read a lot of classics. So many. Because they're so easy to get a hold of in audiobook or physical copy, I probably read more classics than anything else. Besides that they're just so good, and have so much to offer that modern fiction doesn't.
I just really love classics.
Sherlock, Austen, Tolkien, Lewis, Twain, Montgomery, Alcott... I don't know, there's just so many books to love! Even getting into oddly specific categories won't fit everything in...

But anyways, I'll at least talk about the two I mentioned. Just know that there are many, many more and these are only two of them all.

Great Expectations - I just love this book so much. The atmosphere, the foreshadowing, the characters, the prose, the meaning, the depth, Joe Gargery. One can't not love Great Expectations. Well, unless you hate it because of the pain it gives you, but even then, that's still loving it. 

Jane Eyre - Another one of my favorites that catches much flack! Why must my reading taste be so controversial... Anyways I love this one not for the gothic appeal (I didn't even know this book was paraded as a gothic romance until after I read it, and only picked up on the occasional gothic feeling when I was reading) nor the romance (though it is there, I didn't see it as the focus at all, and also don't find it to be problematic as so many readers seem to) but for Jane. Jane is so very precious. She's so strong and endearing and beautiful, an absolute treasure of a character. 
She stands for what she believes, she- ... oh wait that's a spoiler. Basically she sacrifices things she loves, things she wants, for what she knows is good and right. She is such a good role model and definetly one of those characters I can think back on and find comfort and courage in.

(slipping in an extra here because talking about controversial opinions reminded me...) Dracula - I loved Dracula by Bram Stoker. Loved it, I tell you. And I hate vampires. So why did I love this book so much? The CHARACTERS. Oh my word did I love these characters. The bond they all had for each other, the deep love and care they had as a group, the strength and endurance they all showed in such traumatic situations- AH I just LOVE IT. 

Now liking Dracula isn't the controversial part. The controversial part is me saying that I didn't find it to be a deep conversation on the role of womanhood. Granted, I haven't studied Bram as I have other writers, so I really wouldn't know. But I read the book just as the book, and found the ladies to be lovely and strong (though they weren't my favorite characters), and the way the men treated them made lots of sense given the story and also just seemed normal and sweet? They all cared for them in different ways, as people tend to. 
But that is, perhaps, a conversation for another post in which I can talk full spoilers. 

My favorite children's novel is either Peter Pan or Alice's Adventures In Wonderland.

    I really love both of these books so much. They have two very different approaches to very similar topics. They're both about a child who goes into another world filled with magic and adventure.
But Peter Pan is a bit more dramatic when you think about it, and a bit tragic though in a good sort of way. It's full of fun and swashbuckling, little boy mischief and magic, and all sorts of wonderful things. But there's also quite a bit of deepness to it that hits every so often.
Peter Pan is definetly good just as a story, but it's also a very good conversation with young people about childhood and growing up (and even adults). 

Meanwhile, Alice In Wonderland is literal nonsense. Not in the romantic gothic way which people insist upon depicting it, but in a crazy, wacky, funny, absolutely perplexing way. Jam-in-a-watch sort of way. March-around-in-a-circle-while-water-washes-over-you-to-dry-off sort of way. Talk-to-a-stoner-caterpillar-and-take-his-advice-about-eating-mushrooms sort of way.  
Alice In Wonderland is pure fun nonsense. That is literally why Carroll came up with it - he was telling a story to a little girl named Alice, her sisters, and his friend, and Alice requested a story about complete nonsense. 
It's not a deep conversation, it's not got symbolism, it's just unhinged lunacy. It's funny and delightful, but it isn't deep (though you may say it's deep into madness). 

So I love both of these stories very much, for two very different reasons.



What is your favorite food?

Food is largely an unfortunate necessity for me and I don't really care for it as a whole (excluding chocolate. That does not count).  But I quite enjoy rice and various ways in which it is prepared, especially with bell peppers. 

Who is your favorite author?

I- I don't know.
I... don't know.
*returns to my crisis from earlier* 
I love so many authors. I have consistently enjoyed the majority of Jane Austen, Miranda Marie, Brandon Sanderson, and L.M. Montgomery. I know there's more but I'm just gonna cut it off there otherwise we really will be here forever.

What gives you inspiration for your books?

I always find this to be a bit of a silly question. What doesn't inspire me? A literal jar of soap inspired me once. Here I might actually have a picture...

Yeah that's poor quality but there it is. Literal cylinder of soap.
It inspired a mermaid story.

Anything and everything has the potential to inspire me. Once I heard a lady's name, and that sparked a whole story. Sometimes a random phrase will pop into my head and I'll turn it into something. Sometimes I'll hear a song and get a story out of it. 
There's no exact source, it's just life itself, really.

Though I suppose visuals are something that tend to generally inspire me. I have a collection of pictures of things that just sparked something in me, but those things haven't been turned into stories. 


If we want to be more specific, what inspired the stories I already have established and am working on, then that's still a wide variety of answers. The original spark for Roslyn was a prompt that said something about a character being turned into an inanimate object, the example being a chair or something. "Well that's weird," thought I, "and sounds like it'd be the makings of a comedy."
Then I paused and was like "WAIT." as the story of Roslyn was born in my mind.

The Rising was sparked into existence via the Bible. I have long stood on the perspective that the Bible is a high-fantasy story that is real. There's a magic system - it's God. There's dragons. There's battles and wars. There's kings and queens and princes and princesses. Rival kingdoms. Blessings, curses. Angels, demons. Swords.  Mountains. Sacrifice. Love. Passion. Honor. Duty. All that good stuff. 
And now I'm working on a story all about that. Using these amazing people as characters, using this amazing story as inspiration. It's not a re-telling nor is it a novelization. It isn't allegory. I don't know how to explain it. It's kind of its own thing, but it would be nowhere without the Bible.

Unnamed (yes that's its actual name) was inspired by a game called "Off," and a few personal things.

The Experiment was initially inspired by a song.

The Little People of Their Place was inspired by the true story of the girls who "invented" fairies (they didn't actually invent them, but they're credited for it. They're two sisters who basically faked photos and stuff. Long story) as well as the novel The Silver Donkey. 


So once again, anything and everything has the potential to inspire me.

If you could live anywhere, where would it be?

Like Mattie, I will say the mountains. Mountains or tucked away in Ireland's countryside, surrounded by trees and possibly a marsh not too far away. Basically somewhere green and cool with privacy, away from roads and man-made noises, and somewhere that I can keep a garden. Preferably in a cabin or cottage.




Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

I dislike these terms as people use them for their identities, which is silly. But I am indeed an introvert; I introspect and gain energy from time apart from people via reading, creating, and praying. 
As all introverts are required to say (similarly to how all extroverts are required to say they do like time to themselves), I do love people and quite enjoy spending time with them. I also often "borrow" the energy of other people (an interesting survival tactic that comes naturally to quite a few people), but have a warm up period and can grow tired fairly easily depending on the time of social interaction I am having.

If you had a warning label, what would yours say?

I do not know. I live with me 24/7,  you see, and am desensitized to my own ways. Based off of my dear sister Liana's descriptions of me, perhaps something along these lines, "Caution: Appears to be a regular human. Is in fact a goblin. Goblin side will only come out after you have gotten to know the human very well with plenty of face-to-face interaction. To avoid exposure to the goblin tendencies, refrain from becoming close with this creature. Goblin is not inherently dangerous but can behave in spontaneous and occasionally hazardous ways." 




Ye Whom I Tag:

Julia from Julia's Creative Corner

Allie from Of Rainy Days and Stardust Veins

Libby from Thoughts from a Stumbling Saint

Alright my inky friends, that's all for now. I hope you enjoyed the post. If you're a blogger, please feel free to tag yourself and write out your answers on your own website. If you're just a reader but have your own answers you'd like to give, please feel free to do so in the comments below.


Until next time.

- E.P.

New indie giveaway!

 

Hello there my inky friends,

I'm just dropping you a quick note to let you know that I'm hosting another giveaway, this time on NoQu. You can see more information about it on the "Giveaways" page here, or you can click here and be brought directly to NoQu's giveaway page.

Thanks!

- Edna Pellen

Cover Reveal: Calligraphy Guild by R.M. Archer

 

Hello my inky friends,

I have been anticipating this moment. Being signed up for R.M. Archer's newsletter, I got to see the cover early (which is a good reason for why you should go sign up for her newsletter. now. NOW.) and so finally being able to plaster this everywhere is thrilling. 

BUT FIRST. Let's tell you a bit about it.

Dragon ink gives calligraphers the power to set history in stone—or to change it.

Lai Duyên’s dreams are realized when she’s admitted into the ranks of the calligraphers, authors considered trustworthy enough to defend time from those who would change it. She’s thrilled at the opportunity to record her country’s history, and to work with the other calligraphers in her village.

But when Duyên’s guild is set upon by ancient dragons demanding a time-changer be destroyed, her world is flipped upside down. Her guildmates turn on each other, suspicion coloring their every move. To make matters worse, she’s begun hearing the dragons in her head and finds them impossible to block out: a condition that rendered her grandmother insane.

With the calligraphy guild in turmoil and Duyên’s ever-present fear of madness clouding her vision, will the group be able to discover which of their guildmates has altered time before the dragons pass judgment on them all?

ALRIGHT AND NOW FOR THE COVER.

THAR SHE ISSSSSSSSSS.

ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL.

And. As is the trend with these cover reveals. The book. Is coming out. THIS YEAR. This SUMMER. It's cOMING. AND SO.

To hype this up, I will indeed be running another giveaway for another one of R.M. Archer's works which is related to Calligraphy Guild. It will be hosted on NoQu starting February 1st, so if you're interested in that be sure to check in over there. Or, if you're not interested in needing to stalk another blog, just check back in on the "giveaways" page here on Bleeding Ink.

But MORE IMPORTANTLY. Go sign up for R.M. Archer's newsletter! AND follow her on Instagram! Go do the things! And share her graphics and whatnot! ANDANDANDAND. Go comment on Archer's cover reveal to hype her up!

AND SHARE THIS GRAPHIC.

GO FORTH AND DO THE THING.

Alright that's all for now. I don't want to hype everything to the extreme just yet, since we do have about five more months between now and the release.

BUT.  I am very excited. And I will be posting more on this book in the months to come. Because I am excited. And you should be too. Because this book is just so endearing and adfghkjl

*Clears throat*

Anyways.

That's all for this post. Please do go show Calligraphy some love on all the socials via sharing that graphic, commenting on all of Archer's socials, and just generally blowing this book up because my friends, Ariel has been putting so much love and work into this book and it shows.

Okay now that's really all for this time. I'll write to you some time hopefully soon!

- E.P.

'22 Ideals and Goals

 

Hello, my friends! 

Welcome to the New Year. I had intended to write a post about looking back on the previous year in reading here, and then a "2022 Indie Releases" post over on NoQu, but the holidays interfered as they so often do in the ways which we all know and love despite what we say. 

That is to say, I never did write that post on looking back at the year. I did touch on it in my anniversary post, but not in any great depth. So I do still hope to write and release that post, it will just come on a little later. 

I don't actually have any goals for this year. There's a few factors that are making it very uncertain and so I don't really have any clue where things will be headed and where my time will be most needed.

I have a tentative goal of reading sixty books that are either currently on my physical list of books to read, on my list of indie books to read (I have to buy all of those), or a combination of the two.

I won't be counting books that I began last year and am finishing this year as part of that challenge, but they will somewhat be "bonus points." What those points will add up to, I don't know. I was thinking of making a sort of reward system, where for every certain amount of points I can [fill in the blank], but I have no idea what that reward would be. If you have any ideas, please do share them. 

Other than that, I have no goals. However, I do have some ideals, things which I'd like to do and will try to do but that are not things to complete and the like. These are more things that are to keep up good habits or to start good habits, things that don't need to be completed in order to be good.  

My On-Topic Ideals For The Year:

Consistently support Indies and bloggers as much as I reasonably can 

I've been over how important this is to me in the past, and now I want to really invest in more small-time writers. I've been finding the new bloggers I've interacted with lately to be so... alive, for a lack of better words. They're so ambitious and excited - so are many new authors - and I want to fan that flame as much as I can. 

I really want them to know how valuable their work is and can be. And if I can show that by being a consistent participant on their posts, or by buying and reviewing their books as soon after their release as I can, or even just dropping them a note of encouragement every now and then, I want to. 

And I don't wish to do this with the approach of a writer. I don't want to seem condescending or anything of the sort. I just want to be one of the audience members that cheers them on. So that will be my approach to them and to their work.

Stay in practice with audiobook narrating 

I have dropped this since around October, and I really don't want to lose the good progress I was making. So I want to start narrating free-domain works in hopes of maintaining the habits and the like. I'm considering volunteering on Librivox for this reason.

If I do this well, I may even share samples here on Bleeding Ink.

Make serious progress on one of my main writing projects

I'm notoriously bad at intentionally doing this, but I would really like to nonetheless. Likely, this would be on The Rising, which I believe I mentioned before, as I don't think I'm ready to return to Roslyn yet (though I might be doing so by February or March; I'm still not sure). 

I haven't really been feeling much like a writer lately, and that's because I haven't been one. After all, you have to write to be writer. I would really like to change that, and to stay productive even though my leading project is halted.

The difficult part of this is that I'm not drafting The Rising, I'm plotting it. And that goes much slower than drafting does for me, for the most part (I usually plot a story as I draft it, but given the nature of The Rising I haven't been able to do that).

Actively look for part-time/freelance writing jobs

I love the job I have, but it isn't bringing in enough income for me to actively pursue the things which I intend to, so picking up an at-home job would be lovely. 

In addition to that, I think having a writing job would help me stay focused on writing.

So that's something I'd like to look into.

Begin the office renovation

This will be costly, which is why I want to begin it and not do it. I'm not just painting and decorating; I'm actually intending on making holes in the wall and whatnot for my purposes.

But I want to get started, because getting this room done as soon as I can is a priority for me. Once that is done, I may be able to start doing videos and the like, and I definetly will be able to do audiobook narration far easier.

And that's about it. I've been doing a lot of introspecting lately, learning more about different aspects of myself and my processes, my ultimate goals and my temporary dreams. This is one of the reasons why I want to keep my goals loose, but still have a general direction to wander in. 

If you want more details on what Bleeding Ink is going to look like in times to come, I recommend reading my anniversary post from December; it has many more details. I generally do my "yearly wrap up" and "yearly goal" things in that post instead of in separate posts. 

Thank you for reading, and have a happy New Year.

- E.P.

Three Years of Bleeding Ink - if this goes on much longer I may need a blood transfusion

 

Hello hello hello. 

Bleeding Ink is now three years old (happened a few days ago). Huzzah. We made it. Congratulations us. Woo hoo. Such celebrate, very party. 

What are we going to do about this momentous occasion?

I don't know. Eat cake, or something. Probably not. I'm saving my money to build a bookshelf and thus can't afford cake. But you can buy yourself cake if you want. 

Anyways. 

I should probably get on with the yearly review thingy thing that we unofficially do every year, right?

Okay. Updates and then celebration stuff.

Order of things

Updates:

Writing

• Year of writing
• Project updates

Bleeding Ink

• Giveaways
• Statistics
• Slow going activity
• More WIP updates to come
• The kinds of posts to expect

NoQu

Life

Celebration:

Support these people

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Writing

So like. *sips tea* This year was really not-productive where writing is concerned. 

Why is that? 

Well.

*straightens bowtie* 

I don't have any good explanation. 

Something to do with a lack of motivation. Although when I had that adventure back in August, my companions helped me write via percussive maintenance. The rewrite of Roslyn is now at 74,173 words long, which is probably a third of the way through the book. I've done a lot of condensing and cutting, and yet still am on the path to making this draft even bigger than the former one. 

I do have some updates on all of my projects though, so here's that

Projects

Updates on my current leading projects and where what's going when and the like.

Roslyn - Halted

A brick wall fell on top of me and I now do not know how to get up and continue with this project.

I know where everything needs to go, I know why, and I know how. I just can't seem to write. It is deeply frustrating and discouraging, because I love the characters in this story and I know them and the world so very well. 

But many doors have shut when it comes to the project, that aside, and so I'm taking a break from it. It genuinely pains me to do that, but it also is genuinely paining me to force the process while its so presently discouraging. 

Hopefully I will return to it soon and be able to get it going again. I believe I was just starting to break real ground for the first time in five years, so I am eager to get back to it when I'm, for lack of better terms, better.

The Rising - Simmering and Plotting

The Rising is my newest story idea. And it actually isn't new. I came up with the concept about three years ago, and let it kind of hangout rent-free in my mind for a time. Then something happened - don't remember what - and I was thinking about it more and more.

Due to the nature of the story, I'd like to be able to say it was God's calling. Whether it actually is or not I couldn't say for certain, because people in my life have had conflicting reactions to this particular concept, but an awful lot of convenient things fell into place to motivate this project for it to just be coincidence. 

But who knows.

Currently, I'm letting the idea simmer as I begin to loosely plot it. This is a very precarious process due to this story specifically, so I'm not rushing it right now. 

The Little People of Their Place - Revisiting

Now that's a name I haven't heard of since... well, a long time. 

For those of you that have snooped around my blog, you may be aware of the fact that I have a project with this name. What you may not be aware of is the fact that I have had this project even longer than I've had Roslyn.

This story is a simple and endearing one for me. It's about two sisters and a whole lot of magical creatures. You can read the early synopsis for it on my "WIP" page. 

It's somewhat of an unofficial tradition for me to come back to this story every so often and reread chunks of it. Even as early of a draft as it is, I have always thought it flows very naturally and holds a lot of potential in its delightful simplicity. 

The reason why I halted the project originally was because I hit a wall and didn't know how to progress, probably due to the fact that I didn't actually plot this story at all. 

But now, with several years worth of writing between me and the last attempt at writing it, I'm revisiting it. It's a simple little book, and I'm hoping to be able to rework it and maybe even finish it as I recover from the pounds of brick that Roslyn dropped on me.

What revisiting this project will entail is something along the lines of rereading the whole thing, lots of time brainstorming and time spent staring at the wall, and repotting. Kind of directing the whole thing and putting it back together again.

Murder on the Writerly Wreck - Off and On

This is my murder comedy that I started writing a year or two back. I think it was last year.  

It's a fun parody of sorts of Murder on the Orient Express and various other stories of that nature. It's actually heavily inspired by a true situation, as well.

The comedy partially relies on the visual affect of things; fonts and spelling and the like all add to its tone.

Because of this, it's a very loose and free project that's easy for me to use as a break from other projects. I'm not dedicatedly working on it at the moment, but I am using it in-between writing. 

Reading

Oh stars I read a lot this year. Well, I read a lot for me. 

I read 13 indie books (one of which is unpublished but is going to be published next year I believe), which makes me very happy and also very confused because it feels like that happened two years ago and not this year. But I'm happy about it because that means my indie author book rec page has been fairly active on my part this year. I've had two recommendations, one which I've read and one which I intend to read, so I think it's not been terrible all things considered. 

As of November (who knows if I'll update this draft of the post before publishing it to correct this) I've read *27 books. I'll do my year-in-books thing sometime in December or January maybe probably possibly, so I won't go into all of that now. 

But generally speaking it's been a good year for reading. 

(*It's actually 29 as of today.)

Bleeding Ink

Giveaways

We hosted two giveaways this year, both of which were for indie trilogies that turned five years old  *party-blower thing that rolls out when you blow into it noises*  Happy birthdays once again to Dragons' Bane and The Fire Rain Chronicles. They're some of the coolest YA books ever. 

We didn't get a lot of interactions on those giveaways, but what we did get has been valued and will hopefully be doubled a hundredfold by the time we come to the next giveaway. Which will be.... *digs through piles of papers* Ah, it will not be until August of 2022.

Anyways, that's how that went. 

Statistics and Updates

I wrote like eighteen posts or something. We got like 3.31k views this year, and we have 5.1k views since being created, which means we have progressed a lot in that regard, even for so few posts. How, I don't know. But thank you to ye lurking followers of the blog who read all and say little. 

As for updates on Bleeding Ink *long inhale* noupdateshavebeenmadeonthenewwebsiteasI'mstrugglinggreatlywithunderstandingeverythingandworkingonmybrandandblahblahblahstillwanttodobooktubeprobablywon'tforanotherfewyearsbecauseyyeaahhhhhcamerascostmoneyandstuff.

Also indie rec page will be on-going as perusal. 

(Wait, what's this? Thinks Editing Edna. That's not true, I have many updates now. I'll just insert those here, and perhaps no one will notice that it was written weeks after the prior part was.) 

Slow Going Activity

I'm currently very secluded when it comes to writing. Due to things, I no longer have a writing group which I can rely on, and my individual writing friends are all occupied. My family is occupied as well, and isn't able to offer any direct help either. 

So it's just Marvin, Erwin and I, sitting around a typewriter and trying to figure out what to do with it (Marvin and Erwin are my inanimate assistants, if you didn't know). 

Because of this, I'm in a very strange place, writing-wise. That includes blogging, and running NoQu. I am trying to maintain everything at a slow but intentional pace so that I don't overwork myself or burn out, but it's very likely I drop some things here and there.

I ask for your patience concerning posts during this time, and if you'd like to help, commenting on both Bleeding Ink and NoQu's blog and forums truly does help. 

I also ask for your patience when it comes to things such as my Indie Book Recs page and general indie reading and support. I have every intention of still putting that to good use, but financially and mentally can't presently afford to maintain them to the degree which I would prefer.

More WIP Information

There have been several blogs spring up over the course of Bleeding Ink's lifespan which very quickly surpassed BI as well as several other blogs which I frequent. It's no wonder why they're doing well - after all they are very good blogs - but the wonder is why the other very good blogs, the ones which I frequent, haven't gotten as much traffic. 

Well, I don't know for sure. But it seems that the popular blogs are certain personality types, and they either do more "how to write [blank]" type posts or they talk more frequently about their own projects.

I'm not about to change my whole personality for the sake of improving Bleeding Ink, of course, and I'm really not the best at giving instructions (though I do mean to give more "my process for [blank]" type posts here and there), but I do believe I could stand being a bit more open about my projects. 

I originally didn't want to do this because I figured either no one would care, or someone may inadvertently take inspiration from my own work and produce a project similar. But you know what, that doesn't really matter. 

So I intend to do posts and tags that allow for more conversations about my leading WIP, whatever that would be considered right now, and which will hopefully attract more reader interaction. 

Because while I really don't care for blogging, I do like sharing my thoughts and projects and getting feedback on it. And, I do like the idea of publishing, which certainly won't go well if I don't first have an audience of some sort. 

So moving forward, you can expect more openness regarding my projects.

Types of Posts

I want to talk a bit about what posts you can expect to see more of in the future, though like I mentioned at a slower pace. I'm going back to why I made Bleeding Ink, and trying to tailor my post types to match that. Because really, only occasional posts of mine accurately represent why I started Bleeding Ink in the first place.

My Approach

I've recently found that I'm really not the kind of person that can supply you with writing advice. And really, it was never my intention to be one of those anyways. 

I wanted to be a person who shared my experience, not a person who guides other people through theirs. And so I am going to continue the "My Approach" post series, which details my approach to various things as a writer as well as a reader. 

My main goal is to just let you in on my own journey, but if you find that it helps you along yours, then we will have accomplished quite a feat. 

Concerning Classics

Before I started this blog I was talking with my mother about a blog post we were reading together about Anne Shirley. I remember saying that this was the kind of thing I could do, and the kind of thing I wanted to do. 

But I'm a writer as well as a reader, so I made this blog to promote myself and build an audience, totally forgetting that I wanted to talk about other books, not just my own, from the very beginning. 

And now I find myself coming back to that; the older I grow, the more I come to love classical literature, and the more and more I find myself wanting to talk about them and dissect them and collect them. I want to explore past literature in more ways than just reading it.

So I'm getting back to those roots., and now intend to really focus on that more than I have in the past. I've already begun this; you may remember I recently began a post category called "Concerning Classics" (or "CC"). I will be continuing on with that, talking about everything from classic authors to their books. Diving into the culture around the books, studying characters, that sort of thing. 

Indie, New, Young Author, and Blogger Spotlights

Though I am trying to reign the focus of Bleeding Ink in to once again be Bleeding Ink itself, I still have every intention of supporting my comrades in the writing and blogging field. 

So I'm hoping to do a post, perhaps once a month, that is spotlighting a particular person who fits these categories. It will include things like all of their works, my favorite things about them, quotes, a bit about their history even, my favorite posts by them, things of that sort. 

It's kind of like the "Upcoming Author" book tag that I invented, but not limited to authors, and it won't be a tag. 

Tags

I do not intend to doing any more blog tags, unless they are directly related to writing and/or reading. While blog tags are often a quick and easy kind of post to do, I find that they're very unfulfilling and actually take me more time than usual, because I have to go find other bloggers. I also don't think readers really enjoy them all that much, so they're not really good for any of my purposes.

So unless the tags are on-topic, I do not plan in participating in them any longer. 

(Oh yeah, Editing Edna thinks. That was seamless.)

NoQu

So NoQu is a thing I did this year.

We (that'd be just me) haven't (*hasn't) gotten a whole lot of interaction, but that's to be expected given we (I) didn't even know the site would be live in time for November.

SO. That's going well all things considered.

Life

I have a new sword, started a collection of pretty classics, I've decided to stop building that desk I began two or three years ago so that I can instead build a whole room (sort of), I discovered I loved goblins, work has been going well, I met three people who I knew for a long time and that was awesome, learned how to make ink, I have a new niece, I worsened my caffeine addiction, annnnnnddd I have a tophat now.

So. 

*thumbs up*  

Okay the part we all hate is out of the way so now onto the cellebrattionnnn

and by THAT I mean it's time for me to be bossy and tell you to support THIS PERSON and THIS PERSON and THAT PERSON OVER THERE and whOOAAHH that PERSON who is RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND HAS A KNIFE!!

just kidding. 

well, no, she does have a knife (a sword, actually) but she's not like, going to stab you with it. she might throw a rock-hard baguette at your head though. She's nice like that.

also 

THAT PERSON and THAT ONE and THAT ONE. 

*draws in a deep breath* okay what else. I feel like I'm forgetting something.

...

...

...

well. I guesswAIT NO I REMEMBER!

(Editing Edna tsks at her own forgetfulness, but decides to leave it in for comedic effect.)

we have recieved 

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Yes my friend, after a YEAR of no spam comments (making for a verrrryyyy boring celebration post) we have MULTIPLE SPAM COMMENTS! WOOOOO!

At least, I think they're spam. It could just be a confused person. Who knows. But yes, they are from the same potential human. And there are only two of them. So we're not just reviewing spam comments, oh no oh no oh no, we're going to review the blogs of this spam commenterererer.

Our Honored Spam Spotlight

My friends, meet the individual who I can only guess is referring to themselves as "GBY." That's a boring name, though, so we're going to make it "Geráld Butingham Yip." We'll call them "Gary" for short ( am assuming they are male given their profile picture). 

Gary left his two comments back in July on a post I had made in May. The post was a cover reveal for indie author Jenna Terese's new book, Ignite.

This is what our intriguing individual had to say about that in Comment 1:

"IGNITE: very passionate wurd, girl, one which describes the utter sense of ONEness in Seventh-Heaven... or the overwhelming sense decay in Hell Nobody but you can choose2utterly reject Jesus and fall into the Abyss or accept the Trinity and live in the Paradise sHe has created4u since time began.

CHOOSE everything...

or lose everything.

I hope our BlogOramma 

will help you choose." 

- Geráld Butingham Yip, 2021

So as you probably know, reader, I am in fact a Christian.

So when I beheld this comment with mine own eyes, I presumed momentarily that this may be an individual who is attempting to witness to me. Which would mean they have not been around my blog very long but that's alright. 

But our friend Gary has some fundamental issues in his theology which we will now go over, line by line. 

"IGNITE: very passionate wurd, girl, one which describes the utter sense of ONEness in Seventh-Heaven..."

Well first of all - thank you! I'm sure Jenna really appreciates that <3 It is a very passionate word for what I am sure is a very passion-led project on her end, though I have failed to read it yet so I can't know for sure.

Second of all, well, I'm a bit confused. You say "oneness," which is the belief that the Trinity is not three in one but is in fact just one, but theeeen you refer to the Trinity, so I'm a tad confused as to what kind of belief you subscribe to. 

Now as for "Seventh-Heaven," I think you have been mislead. Seventh-Heaven is actually not a thing. It is an expression we say for when we, for example, have a darn good piece of devil's food cake (devil, get it?). Ex. "*eats cake* *shuts eyes dramatically* *with my mouth full, says,* ohhhh, man, I'm in seventh heaven."

If you mean to refer to just heaven heaven, you should just say heaven to avoid the confusion there. 

Lastly before we move on, I don't understand what ignition has to do with onenesss. But okay! 

"... or the overwhelming sense decay in Hell"

(I'm guessing there was meant to be a period at the end of that.) 

I appreciate that you mentioned Hell! After all, what is the point in being saved to heaven if there's nothing to be saved from, right?

But mayyyybbbeee try a different approach when you're evangelizing, because that might make people think you're just fear mongering them into a cult, and not inviting them to pursue a relationship and religion that is beneficial to them in multiple ways. 

"Nobody but you can choose2utterly reject Jesus and fall into the Abyss or accept the Trinity and live in the Paradise sHe has created4u since time began."

True! That decision would be on me for sure, since Jesus' sacrifice made it so that all people can choose to follow him or not. Because before He came, we couldn't really choose that. We could follow the law, but we could never follow it perfectly, and anything less than perfect is not enough, because less than perfect = sin = Hell. 

So Jesus' sacrifice has made it so that we do not need to rely on the law, and our works in the law, to save us, for God knew that we wouldn't be able to do that. 

However, my friend, I noticed you said "sHe." It's spelled with just the H and the E :) 

Also, on the "and live in the Paradise He has created for you since time began" bit, that's not necessarily true. Genesis gives us a clear list of what things God created, and when He was making all of that - before time began - He didn't say anything about making me a paradise. 

He DID make the garden of Eden, which was perfect, because sin had not entered the world, but that has passed away. 

God has made a waiting place for us, though, and we will go to heaven when it is prepared for us. But that is not the permanent place for us, because God will create a new earth.

So close, but no cigar. 

"CHOOSE everything..."

Nono, friend, we do not choose everything. We choose one thing: God. And in following God, everything else that is good will be added to us. 

If we choose EVERYTHING, however, that will mean we also choose sin. And that doesn't work. But I think I see what you're doing. I think you are referring to God as "everything," which makes some sense, but it can be quite confusing. So being straightforward is a lot more helpful than being poetic when evangelizing, at least in my opinion. 

"...or lose everything."

Fair enough!

"I hope our BlogOramma will help you choose."

To be honest, my friend, I have no clue what you mean here, but thanks for the comment! 

Comment 2

On to Comment 2, on the same post:

"I'll be waiting for you Upstairs." 

- Geráld Butingham Yip, 2021

*eyes the floor above me*

Interesting, interesting.

Well, Gary, maybe don't say super ominous and vaguely threatening things when you're trying to evangelize. That's all I got to say on that one. 

But wait, that isn't all Gary has to say.

Gary's Blogs

If we follow Gary's profile, we will see this not only an intriguing bio which concludes with calling the reader "curly," but also a list of many, many, many blogs. Many.

A lot.

Now, is it smart to click on a list of links from a suspicious looking account?

Well no, my friends, it isn't. 

Did that stop me?

Well no, my friends, it didn't.

Gary's 20 websites all consist of the similar content and in a similar format. Usually his websites are only a single page, or a home page with posts, and they all are usually speaking of God, aliens, the "Upstairs," and generally attempting to convict and convert the reader.

This post is already long enough, so we're going to just review a few of Gary's websites. 

Each website reference will be linked to, but follow that link at your own risk. I've really only included them so that you know these things are in fact real, and not a fabrication of mine which came to me via fever dream at 3:04 in the morning.

Here's Website 1: cuTNToo 

This website starts off by saying Gary has information for us that will lead us in our writing journey. It tells the tale of Gary's time in purgatory(?) when he was in a coma. But he seems to get sidetracked as he tells it and then the website is telling us about all sorts of vaguely religious things and things about extroverts and metabolisms, referring once to Mork and Mind, and continuously referring to the Trinity as a "her." 

Here are my favorite quotes from this website: 

"So, gain altitude, not attitude." 

"Compelled by the ominous quality of my expensive genius (outta Pop's prodigious pocket), I'm at odds once again withe plastic reality of the present."

"Meet this intoxicatingly bombastic ex-mortal Upstairs."

I am absolutely going to start saying these things, swapping out some of the words when needed. Like the second quote, I'll just swap out "present" to fit the context. Because it's honestly comedy gold. 

Here's Website 2: GainAltitudeNotAttitude

I had to include this one because one of the quotes mentioned before is clearly a nod to this website. The former site and this one look very similar design wise, but surprisingly Gary has actually posted multiple times on this blog. Gary has been inactive on it since 2019.

Favorite quotes:

"Precious, precious RollyPollies in their black, RollsRoyce."

"I nominate YOU for bugOyear, every year (dragonflies would come in less-than-a-nanometer behind.)"

"Decide, Mountain Dewd." (The pun here is not lost on me and I find it deeply hilarious.)

A less light note: This blog in particular has some directly disrespectful things to Christianity. The whole referring to God as a "sHe" and the Trinity as a "her" was one thing - inaccurate though not uncommon - but referring to Judas "letting one rip" as God eats stale bread and fish with a raggedy sheep, and the said "juicy" passed gas overwhelming Israel and Jesus asking people if they would like to see the holy magnitude of the "phart," isn't even humorously bad. It's clearly a mockery of scripture.

Here's Website 3: Audacious DNA

This website is designed in a way which looks distinctly Easter-ish. It's rather nostalgic and sad at the same time, like an abandoned CD from the 90s that your grandma's church has in its storage rooms for some reason, causing you to wonder about many things and yet nothing at the same time. This makes sense, given this post is about Easter (I think).

This website has only one post, returning to the usual for Gary. It has also been inactive since 2019.

Favorite quotes:

"MEEKness ain't WEAKness, bro."

"He [Christ] actually made that filthy, stank in Lucifer BOW!!! to the Trinity!!! WhahahaWhahaha!!!" (I don't include this because it is accurate but because it is hilarious. I don't recall a time in which Christ made Satan bow.)

"Make a stand. Stand thy ground. Speak-up, bro. Never back down."

The second comment on this post is absolutely hilarious. The poor lad is as lost and confused as the rest of us.

An Interesting Comment on Gary's Site 

On one of Gary's other blogs, Gary received this comment, and replied with the comment below it: 

Maria: "you are reading this massage yourself. God is preparing a great blessing for your life. God can do anything amen ....."

Gary: "I know, dear; sHe already has: my finite existence. Pray, pray, pray the Trinity would have mercy on them Satanists. Don't doubt prayer to our Mother - she has gobbsa lottsa powler o'er El Diablo. And I'll see you in Seventh-Heaven, dear. Love you. Cya soon. be@peace. - GBY!

Now what I find interesting about this is 1. Maria seems to understand what Gary is saying, and 2. Maria's profile picture. 

So I click on Maria's account to see further information about her. And I see that she has been on Blogger since 2014, whereas Gary has been on it since 2018. Maria's bio is all spelled similarly to the way Gary spells things. 

When you click on Maria's blog link, you may believe that this is because she doesn't speak English as a first language. Yet Maria's English in her comment seemed perfectly fine. Interesting.

Also, once you translate Maria's website to English, you'll find it very interesting as well. Her blog, in English, is called "Mary's prayers," it has 112 followers, and she seems to have a bit of a testimony. She mostly posts videos on her blog, very Catholic looking videos. And she posts very many each day. 

To the side of her page, she details how commenters have said that she claims her blog is new when really it's been around since 2014. She says that this is because that is when she made it, but that she only started using it recently.

Perhaps that is true, but I think the bit about the comments may not be, for I'm digging through her site and can't find any. I stopped eventually, for I was told that the website was not secure.

But anyways. That all is to say, I had thought maybe Maria was an account Gary made to comment on Gary's own blog, but unless Gary made this originally ages ago, this is not the case. Perhaps Maria is a real individual who just happened to agree with Gary's unconventional theology.

Concluding the Gary Segment 

Alright, we've spent a good amount of time talking about Gary. Now I want to say something which I find necessary: 

You may think that perhaps Gary is not a troll. That Gary is, instead, just a confused person. Or maybe a young kid who doesn't know what they're doing. Well, that I did consider, while I spent much time viewing his various websites.

First let me address the latter: Gary knows quite a big of science and historical people and things of that sort for him to be a child. Perhaps Gary is a very intelligent child, but if he were then I doubt he would have... well, done and said certain things. 

Now to address the former: Sure, it's possible. But many of the things Gary says are wrong, hilarious, or disturbing. And also due to the abundance of websites Gary makes instead of using one or two for all purposes, the nature of Gary's typing (which you have only seen a sample of), and the nature of Gary's comments, Gary is, by all accounts, a spam artist. 

And so, Gary, whether you are a real person or not, and whether you are or are not doing all of this just to spam people and get them to fall down the rabbit hole of your online activity, I hope we have no hard feelings. Thank you for the laughs! 

Post Conclusion + Excerpt

Alright my inky friends, that concludes the end of this year's celebration for Bleeding Ink's existence. I'm not really sure that this post actually exists; it feels like a very long, very strange dream, which I'm semi aware of being a dream, but can't figure out how to wake up so I just roll with it. 

Being very tired at the time of writing this probably doesn't help. Especially after spending so much time on Gary's websites. 

But there you have it; updates, celebration, and something else that happened at some point but I'm now forgetting it. *yawn* I'm very tired. 

Oh hey I just had a brilliant idea. I'm just gonna go like this real quick....

yAaAaAWWwwWwnNNnnn...

Okay now if you care to join in the fun, comment variations of that yawn below. 

Why, you may ask? Well because if Ariel ends up reading this for whatever reason, I want to mess with her. Typing "YAaAAwWWnNn" has never failed to irritate her and get her to yawn in the past, at least in my experience.

Anyways.

If you made it through this entire post, well, congratulations. I honestly don't know how or why you'd do that, but go get yourself a cookie or something to reward yourself.

But before you go, I have one more thing. I said earlier that I want to be more open with my projects now. And so to start that off, here's an excerpt from Roslyn. 

(For context: Roslyn is one of four Keepers of Elements; the Keeper of the Stars. The people of the world rebelled against their Keepers, and Roslyn was transformed into a small, flat, and circular stone. Michael has now been on his quest to see her turned back and reinstated for five years, and grows close to a milestone.)

He pulled Roslyn from his jacket pocket, then wandered outside the cave. He was tired, but also restless, and the rain had finally settled to a light sprinkle. So he went to the beach and sat down on a great stone. He craned his neck to look up at the stars, and his eyes fell on one that Roslyn always pointed to. He could practically hear her voice saying, “There it is - there’s my star.” 

The first time she said that he had asked her why, but her mother had sent him away before he could hear the answer. He’d stayed up that night, sitting by his bedroom window and watching that star as he tried to determine what it had done to make it so special to her. 

Now the star, once a strong light with a rim of purple around it, was glowing weakly. Beyond it he could imagine the smaller stars, the ones that required the powerful telescope in the observatory back in the palace to see, as they pulsed and changed colors to various rhythms. They were what made the sky so colorful, tinting the morning sky and bleeding across the night’s. But now, with the moon gone and more stars falling every night, with Roslyn gone… now the sky was just dark, and unbearably silent. Practically lifeless.

But not for long. Michael gently touched the star embedded on the surface of the stone. “We made it,” his voice was hushed, “We’re finally going to see Lennox.” He held the cool stone to his lips and closed his eyes. 

Roslyn would be back soon. The moon would return, new stars would be born, the world would be anew when she ruled as Keeper. And most importantly, he would hear Roslyn’s voice again, and see her smile, and watch her thoughtful look as she gazed at the sky, and listen to her joyful laugh. More important than the moon’s return to the sky was Roslyn’s return to Michael’s life.

Just a little longer.  

Alright, well there it is, my first risk with this story; sharing an excerpt on the internet where anyone can see it. Oh well! I hope you like it.

What did you think of this post? What was your favorite post of the year? What was your favorite part of this very large post? What did you think of our spam comments this year? What's something in your life that has reached a yearly milestone recently?

I'd love to hear your thoughts. 

Best wishes, and in the words of Gary, "cya soon, girly." 

- E.P.

P.S. I challenge you to start saying one of Gary's quotes on a regular basis.